it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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