the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Holy shit dude........stairs
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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