I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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