Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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