I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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