my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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