it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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