garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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