Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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