Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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