I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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