So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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