Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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