That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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