That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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