well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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