I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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