Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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