Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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