As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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