Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
smell my finger.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I want her autograph on my taint
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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