you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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