he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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