i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize
