So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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