I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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