Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Walk of Shame today included voting.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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