if i died would you start the facebook group?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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