Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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