a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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