another moral hangover. fuck.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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