Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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