I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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