That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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