just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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