How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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