Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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