Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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