its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
there was a trapeze. enough said
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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