Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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