I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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