grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The air was thick with penises
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Randomize
