That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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