I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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