what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Randomize
