Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
