If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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