only you would photoshop your dick
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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