apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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