Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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